crapological

hmmmmmm.

2006-12-27T03:32:00.000-08:00

sorry for not posting for so long.

soon i will have to stop bloggging, because my mom decided that i should stop blogging cos she thinks that blogging is for gays and sissies. she thinks that i'm addicted to the com... when only those gaming geeks get addicted. she decided that i MUST enter the victorian IP programme.... okay that's another story....

firstly, i went for the art elective test, and if i get into AEP, i won't be able to enter the IP so that i won't need to sit for O level and just get into VJC. so to get into IP, i must score well..get it? so now she's pushing me like hell so that i will so called "be first in class". and if i enter IP i won't be able to stay in AEP cos VJC has no AEP. sigh!

and a pic of my new my idol!

feelin' horrendous

2006-12-20T03:49:00.000-08:00

ok, DUMB.

firstly the party[not really a party] at my house was CANCELLED yesterday. firstly it was because of the rainy season....and today the weather is beautiful at my place. !!!!! and tomorrow is posting day! ahhh! wonder which school i will get in....most of my family wishes me to get into victoria. sigh. that means i will be missing all you guys cos you all be studying in the central part of the island...i guess i would only be able to be with clive as he also selected victoria as his 1st choice too.

also, i don't know which party to go to. derborne's or jie yang's? i only can go for one. but i don't know which to go to!

oh my comrades, help me a decision!

today...

2006-12-15T03:13:00.000-08:00

sorry.

i haven't been updating because i have been busy with youtube again. i was watching all my favourite old videos and made a new account. nothing to say though.

good luck for posting!
will be posting some good pics in 6 days.

Bird Park

2006-12-10T05:00:00.000-08:00

chirp.

today i went to bird park today. i love the part with the parrots. they are so cute! i also like the bird show, which was very interesting. but i don't think this place is better than the zoo. it was quite boring. the parrots in the show sang "rasa sayang eh", "ke4 ren2 lai2" and "merry christmas" after a lot of persuasion. there were also man stuffed in suits acting as birds, which my sis thought was very cute. and there was this thai-chinese boy in front who kept standing on his seat so that the presenters would pick him. however, they did not.

oh ya, i saw 2 gays...

am i old?

2006-12-08T05:34:00.000-08:00

yeah,

i'm asking this question because, when almost everyone in 6J hates U2, i love it. when almost everyone in class everyone hates bon jovi, i love it. ????why am i so weird? yeah?

i'm lame.

anyway, i have changed my skin, and it has music[cool!] with also the help of my cool sister...

have a nice day, dudes. good luck for posting.

I'm confused.

2006-12-05T03:54:00.000-08:00

yeah, confused.

why? why? joel quits blogging. no one tags on my blog. is everything going haywire. so let me show my dedication to one of my most favourite band-

My Mood today: U2-Beautiful day
here are some pics of them:

That's how the story goes...

2006-12-04T05:49:00.000-08:00

yeah, now...

i did like to talk about what a disgrace joel is, for abandoning his blog. how could he have done so? i don't know either. well, yesterday i went to wild wild wet. haha. it was so fun. we arrived in the morning that day with my cousin at around 10.02am. but it was raining that day, but it was still okay. first me and my cousin went for skyrider, where you cycle above the whole theme park. well my sis and dad didn't go first[dunno why either???].

later me and my cousin sat on floats went to the shiok river for a relaxing ride while the water pushed us ahead. it's quite relaxing except for some bambinos who like screaming. after the ride, we went to look for my sis and dad. after finding them, we went to the ride where we sit on a very large float[enough for six dudes]and went down the slide. quite fun, and my sis's scream was ear piercing. later we went for two other slides, and one of them was totally dark inside...CRAZY!

later we went for this really kind of steep slide. waw. the scariest of all! my sis

screamed like hell. quite fun.
later there were loads of other stuff, like the water playground where there is a yakult bottle that sprays water on you, a pool with tidal waves called tsunami.

this trip is 3.5 stars. that's all...

and today i went to ikea tampines which was humongous.we ate dinner there. there was speghatti, chicken wings, swedish meat balls and smoked salmon. we spent dunno how long over there, causing me to miss my lord of the rings:return of the king.

BAH!

Another day...

2006-11-30T07:07:00.000-08:00

yesterday i watched Billy Elliot. it was quite touching, but also had some funny parts , like his gay friend wearing his sister's dress and wearing a tutu and was seen by the boxing coach. haha. i actually cried in some parts, so i have a message to joel, billy elliot is a NICE show. anyway, later that day we went to Tampines swimming complex to eat this 99 cents sushi. but the only nice stuff i found was nice was the sashimi, that's all. after the dinner, my mum was like going "PUI! PUI!" back home.

so now it's to hours since my taekwondo lesson. before that we[my family & my cousin's family] went to changi beach to eat dinner{dim sum}, before going for the boardwalk. my baby cousin[berny] was saying this batootoopa. HUH?! so we went to ask her sis and she said berny was saying bob to the top, the dumb song from high school music. so later berny began dancing to the song. super cute! haha.

so now i would like to tell everyone why i'm so frustrated tht's because i'm emo.

the end

Sick of this lump of pooooop.

2006-11-27T21:27:00.000-08:00

sorry guys, for not posting for so long...

well it's because i was working on that freaking class blog which people only khow how to critisize at. well, probably it's just 1 whole chunk of shit. why? the 1st thing shanxi tagged was "can we change the skin?" what the hell??!!!i spent so many hours working on that shit and you guys come and critisize, especially joline's bro, who said that i use the pathetic program"Paint" for the blog. hello? i'm not that cheapskate. and if people only know how to CRITISIZE... i'm not doing ANYMORE shit for this frikkin' class anymore! what's more? people come bugging me, asking if i have finished the blog! for the last time, if that freeeeking website is just a lump of camel dung, and some mr. & mrs. pro think they can do better go ahead. let's see how beautiful their lump of camel dung would be.

i'm sick of this shit.

god i need your help tonight...

minutes away

2006-11-22T18:39:00.000-08:00

ahh! in just a few minutes i'm going to get my results!!!! good luck to everyone and me

Twice upon a time.

2006-11-18T21:47:00.000-08:00

yeah.

so it was yesterday. i was watching MTV's pimp my ride. i was so totally excited[actually not really though], cos i was going to bern's house for the class party. after picking my granny from my aunt's house we headed for orchard.

we took quite long to find her house, and when we finally did, i said bye to my mum before going to the room where all the other dudes were and started planning about pushing joel and ahma into the pool together.haha. later we had this creamy pasta for lunch, which was quite nice, before going up to play kenny's xbox360's DOA, which was pretty cool. in a matter of minutes, bk told us that we were going swimming.so...

...we went to the pool. it's size was ok. i immediately jumped into the pool. arghhh! my clothes were still on. and especially when the water had been absorbed into my clothing, i was very heavy. while swimming, bern's mom came out and told me to take out my shirt[luckily not everything] because no one swims with their shirts on[duh...]. so...

we had loads & lots of fun in the pool, including toppling shanxi oss her float, jumping into the water from high ground and more. after swimming, we went to change and went to watch SAW. haha. lots of vulgarities. blood. gore. evil killing machines. after wtching, we watched scary movie 4. the movie passed for only a few minutes when my mum came. sigh. i was outrageous. it was only 4.18pm when she came. we began to argue.

"you said 5pm!"i said.

"well, since we went to pick jie, we also pick you lor!"

so the rest of the day was very, extremely, totally boring.

THE END.

Arghh...

2006-11-16T21:21:00.000-08:00

so it's finally the end, and i'm certainly not happy at all... i want to go back to school! i want to sit with all the dudes and do nothing...! well now i'm sitting at home doing nothing, unless you are talking about my mom telling me to do Chinese newspaper cuttings, or playing with my home made wooden bow which can't even shoot arrows properly.

heavy sigh....

at least tomorrrow i would be able to go to bernadette's house for the class party. i will be bringing some clothes[duh], some songs and something very special i have created. they are the pictures that were taken before this boring day...and i have photoshopped them into nice stuff. so if anyone wants me to send it to you just tag, saying you want them[duh].

heavier sigh....

result day is coming soon... and i really do not know what my aggregate would be. i just want a 247+ and i will be happy already.

heaviest sigh.....[i know these sighs are very extra, but it's the only way i can survive...]

darth sidious...IS TOM CRUISE

2006-11-14T02:39:00.000-08:00

so this is it

tom cruise & braian patterson

2006-11-13T04:23:00.000-08:00

this video is super funny. so...

noyhing to do... so....

2006-11-12T04:28:00.000-08:00

gay bf

zoo trip

2006-11-12T02:47:00.001-08:00

hoo...

yesterday, was, the most fabulous zoo trip of all. firstly, it rocked because it was raining. that's why my shoes haven't dried yet. okay, okay, i know i sound weird, so let's talk normally.

i was totally disappointed that it was raining. so, think, who goes to the zoo in the rain...! so we waited till the rain stopped then went there. not very good idea though...we had to stuff ourselves into horrible smelly raincoats as we went. the zoo upgraded a lot though. new cool cages, or should i say enclosures. i loved the snake part, cos i love snakes.

yeah so we went back later to my cousin's house. we were suppose to go to night safari but unfortunately we were all too tired of the rain so we decided not to go...

so that's the end. orange county choppers rock.

2006-11-10T04:11:00.000-08:00

hey, new cool stuff, come watch, 7 cool star wars stuff:[you might get bored][but laughter will keep you awake!]

2006-11-10T03:12:00.000-08:00

hey man!

so you have seen a drunken jedi master swinging a double lightsabre which is not even even equal on both sides, deflecting crimson laser bolts & projectiles away bravely. cool man! now see the brave jedi duel with his nemisis, his clone, a sith lord... ...! however, the jedi surrenders abruptly, allowing his enemy to strike him down to death...

sad but true, true, boohoo hoo

so, here!!!

2006-11-08T04:33:00.000-08:00

today...

loads of people didn't come today. we played soccer in class, but because we kept kicking the ball so many times, booh00hoo, ms lee banned us....! joel cried today too- i don't want to talk about it again, for it IS zhong's fault.

we also made a SOUNDLESS emo movie which sucks...and also had a feast of eating for Forero Roche that was superb! we also met GEPer who came to class late and missed the trip to the GEP sungei buloh trip. so sad!

let me show you something>>>click HERE...
have FUN!

2006-11-06T02:47:00.000-08:00

stoopid...

that lame class party is dumb. food, drinks and horrible music supplied from the girls. we created drinks, mixed. well, it was not bad though. we guys also made a new milo which ms lee ordered to be destroyed...

anyway, we made emo videos[haha] which were super cool...
hey, let's see some stupid and funny videos on you tube:

first, watch this .

then this.

okay enough of lars and now this british one

and now an excellent one[quite long]

bye...

2006-11-01T03:21:00.000-08:00

splash splosh!

never knew it would be that eventful. after going there 3 times, i thought it would be quite boring. luckily it was not. unless you are talking about crazy dudes who keep splashing water on my face, qian hu fish farm was ok.

Qian Hu Fish Farm

we started the day with laughing at a ridiculously edited pic of joel gavin & pourney made. it was continued by us taking pics of each other and giving them totally fresh new looks. i liked the marvellous pic of joel in blond lovely curls, and named the pic lawyer.

we set off for the fish farm at around 0830[actually, i don't really know either]. we reached the farm & started taking pics of a man zagkaying. haha. we began touring the farm after that. ranging from grosteque stingrays to cute little shrimps which borny said were cute[duh]

we went to the gallery to view the fishes, which were mostly lor hans & arowanas. i saw a "hunchback arowana" which has probably been wrestling with other fishes. later, we went to the manufacturing place[?] where we decided to zlow down the traffic, so the girls began whining[hehe].

after all that balderdash, we went to lao yu. i thought, "lao for what? at home already got 78678342455321 fishes. waste money!" so i went to rad my book. however, i simply could not concentrate. bah! go and lao lah!

so i went to lao with joel and ***borne. they really sucked. so did i. actually they had 4 fishes. luckily, i helped to steal 1 fish from our neighbour[hehe]. and some idiots decided to splat some water on me[grrr...][including joel] i really got sick of water entering my eye, so when jo was fishing, something flashed in my mind.

revenge.

so i used the net and splated the water on him his head, then put a dead fish on him. MUAHAHA! later bournee and i went to the spa and let the fishes bite our hand. unfortunately, someone caught us.

nothing happened later...
the end

2006-10-31T03:17:00.000-08:00

phew.

if joel hadn't brought his PSP to school, i would have been half dead in boredom. luckily, he did so. he only brought some pathetic football nonsensical stuff, which was terribly boring. in the first place- i have never played soccer com games in my entire life[dunno if i would play when i grow up]. so when i got hold of the controls for the game, i was simply stunned, as i stared at the screen. within a few seconds, the field was scattered with microbic little "dwarves" kicking a ball which is not visible to the naked eye. and the controls were simply confusing...

...so even if all the males out ther are cheering for soccer com games, i would say NO.

at least i still got to play germinator's burnout, where me and bourney began sniggering over a ridiculous looking pink car which we called "andrew's car". well, after days & weeks of playing burnout, it really got boring and i got sick of staring at other players' cars start spinning in the air which is what we call the ballerina style.

that's not all. this evening something funny happened. while eating my soup rice[rice in soup], i apparently found a caterpillar in my bowl. at first, i simply thought it was the flower of the vege, but instead it had 12 legs[?] and turned yellow colour after all the boiling.

today iam quite happy as it was the last chess lesson and of course, the ever spine tickling lessons about love and crush stuff by lee lao shi.

so, erm, bye.

2006-10-30T04:09:00.000-08:00

sigh.

derborne's complains about gavin's "sup", "wazzup" and all that balderdash are still stuck in my head. it does not really matter now though...or probrably having arivan in my head, he speeding across the field, and when other team players try to intercept him, they simply just slip and tumble on the grass with mud smeared on their bodies.

or probrably the very thought of zhong hao pushing joel ng down, followed by the joel suddenly bouncing up and puffing up his chest, trying to "fight" zhong. it's like so fat tempered! at least we won, so...

today was a boring day. let's just hope tommorows better.